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And Then There Were Two

Fri Oct 13, 2006, 7:25 PM
I learned something very important on Thursday. Never drive a Go-cart with a razor blade in your hand. Quick bit of backstory to this important piece of information. I work at a car dealership washing cars, as many of you already know. One day I had forgoten to take off a sticker on one of the cars I had washed, where supposed to take off all stickers on the cars once were done. So I went to the back to pick up a razor blade so I could take it off. Once I had taken the thing off and had begun heading toward the back, I noticed the go-cart off to the side. So I put the razor blade in my pocket and drove the go-cart to the back. Needless to say it was an umpleasant experience, being poked in my thigh the whole ride.

Well the same exact thing happened Thursday, including the position of the cart, except this time I was determined not to be poked in the thigh. So instead I held the razor blade in between my right thumb and index finger as I drove. When I came to a sharp corner, I had to pull the steering wheel hard. I ended up slashing my left middle finger with the blade. The moral of the story? Never, ever, ever drive with a razor blade in your hand.

Another quick thing. I have finally found out how to spell uhright's last name correctly....... after six years of knowing the guy. I always wondered how the teachers could so mercilessly butcher his name for so many years. Well today I found out the reason. You see, I always thought his last name was spelled Carigan, Care-again. Pretty easy, right? Well today I was looking through some of his old art and noticed a piece poking fun at teachers mispronunciation of his name. I finally noticed a second "n" in his name. For six years I have overlooked that n, man I feel like a moron.

Anyways,

Peace!

  • Mood: Shocked
  • Listening to: Smooth Criminal by Alien Ant Farm
  • Reading: Black Cat Volum 4
  • Watching: New York Mets vs. St. Louis Cardinals Game 2
  • Playing: Disgaea 2
  • Eating: Hot Dogs
  • Drinking: Root Beer

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:iconyeshua-knight:
ha ha ha ha ha!!! you fail.....

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:spyedvsjark:

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:iconuhright:
yeah you may have missed it, but not all those teachers, they beat it to death. Also, didn't your mother ever teach not to run (or drive) with sharp implements in your hand? lol

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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedalio phobia- Fear of long words. Need I say more?
:iconwrestlingotaku:
She tried to, I just never got the message. XD

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